They say brevity is the soul of wit. They also say that five lines, a bad pun, and a bouncy rhythm can make almost anything sound a little more absurd.

Whether we’re poking fun at modern workplace technology, poking holes in everyday gripes, or navigating retirement and life down in Rio, these quick five-liners are here to give your midweek routine a fast, lighthearted chuckle.

Old Donald was in need of a hug,

As he sat all alone with a shrug.

Melania said with a smile,

“You’re aging and vile—

Don’t ask for a kiss or a tug!”