The Coffee Shop Dispatch
No Paywalls, Just Pão de Queijo
I spent forty years in the corporate world of finance and tech, which gave me two things: a quiet retirement and a very healthy appreciation for the absurd. Now, I spend my days as the “old guy in the corner café,” observing the world, writing about its quirks, and trying to stay out of trouble.
The Philosophy
Everything I write here is free and always will be. I don’t believe in paywalls or digital gatekeeping. My goal is simple: to offer a deep, sarcastic, and hopefully insightful look at history, culture, literature, and the daily gripes that keep us all on our toes.
The Commitment
I don’t just broadcast; I engage. I spend as much time reading, commenting, and supporting other creators as I do writing my own essays. Every week, I even hand out my Capybara Award to the “Best of the Web” writer who caught my eye.
The Contribution
If you find value in these posts—or just want to keep the sarcasm flowing—you are welcome to pitch in. There are no tiers, no obligations, and no set fees. Whether it’s $0 or the price of a snack, every bit goes directly toward my only two remaining vices: strong coffee and pão de queijo.