Ten Things You Should Never Hear at a Condom Factory
Every workplace has things you expect to hear.
At a bakery, you might hear, “The bread is almost ready.”
At a car factory, somebody might say, “We need to tighten that bolt.”
And at a condom factory…
Well, there are certain things you really don’t want to hear.
With apologies to Johnny Carson, David Letterman, and every factory worker who has ever had a really bad day, here are my:
Top 10 Things You Should Never Hear at a Condom Factory
10. “It is a bit cold and damp in here.”
9. “I don’t think they have my size.”
8. “Just rub it and it will feel better.”
7. “It was too hard. I couldn’t get in.”
6. “Does anybody know where the hand lotion is?”
5. “I just took it out to look at it.”
4. “This is a little snug.”
3. “You have to stretch it.”
2. “It should slide right off.”
And the number one thing you never want to hear at a condom factory…
1. “I had it for lunch, but I found it a bit rubbery.”
I’m pretty sure that’s not covered in the employee handbook.
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