Jesus, mother of God, if you are alive at this age, then somebody is reading this to you because you are as blind as a bat. You’re probably sitting in a diaper, repeating that Seinfeld line: “And before you go, would you mind changing my diaper?” I’m sure you have no clue what is happening, so just enjoy the jello, you hate beats, so don’t let those evil nurses trick you. That is about it. If you have to get up, try to tie that Johnny so nobody sees your ass while you walk down the hall, if that is even possible anymore. Have a great day, everyone is waiting for you on the other side.

A Letter To My 100 Year-Old Self
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About Kevin, I spent 40 years in FinTech before retiring to
Rio de Janeiro to trade software releases for a front-row seat
to the beautiful absurdity of life in Brazil. This blog is my digital
porch, a place for unpolished commentary on book reviews,
daily gripes, and the random thoughts of a guy who finally has
the time to pay attention. I’m an observant realist with a deep
appreciation for history, a good quote, and the perspective that
only comes after the career ends. I write to stay sharp, to stay
honest, and to keep the conversation going.


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