Jesus, mother of God, if you are alive at this age, then somebody is reading this to you because you are as blind as a bat. You’re probably sitting in a diaper, repeating that Seinfeld line: “And before you go, would you mind changing my diaper?” I’m sure you have no clue what is happening, so just enjoy the jello, you hate beats, so don’t let those evil nurses trick you. That is about it. If you have to get up, try to tie that Johnny so nobody sees your ass while you walk down the hall, if that is even possible anymore. Have a great day, everyone is waiting for you on the other side.
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