What is the best excuse you have heard lately?
Well, this just opened the door to my vast and otherwise useless Seinfeld knowledge.
Elaine: “Look, Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship.”
Jerry: “Sex… to save the friendship. Well, if we have to…”
Even for Seinfeld, there can’t possibly be a better excuse. The funniest part? It was Elaine’s idea.
I guess that’s why she never won the contest.
“Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake.”
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