What Would Your Younger Self Be Proud Of? 7 Funny Examples


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What Would Your Younger Self Be Proud Of? 7 Funny Examples

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What’s Something You’ve Done That Your Past Self Would Be Proud Of?

So, this would be something I’ve done recently that I would share with my younger self. It’s subjective, and any age range should apply, but I’m going with some serious distance as an old retired guy.

Monday: I stayed awake all day and did not take a nap. Apparently, I can still make it through a full day without shutting down for maintenance.

Tuesday: I tried lettuce. I know, pretty impressive. My younger self would probably ask what happened to the guy who considered vegetables a garnish that could be pushed to the side of the plate.

Wednesday: I got out of the chair without moaning. No groaning, no sound effects, no need for a spotter. A personal best.

Thursday: I remembered to take all my pills without my reminder. At this rate, I might be ready to manage my own affairs. Let’s not get carried away.

Friday: I pooped before my usual time. Maybe my constitutional is adjusting to North America. Retirement has given me the freedom to celebrate milestones that would have horrified my younger self.

Saturday: I did not get scratchy with anybody. Then again, I did not talk to anybody either. Sometimes the secret to personal growth is simply avoiding people.

Sunday: I went to breakfast, got a bit wild, skipped the toast, and had two pancakes. I know, somebody stop me before I throw caution to the wind again.

A little advice from the past:

Looking back, I think my younger self would be impressed. Of course, he’d probably wonder what the hell happened to me.


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10 responses to “What Would Your Younger Self Be Proud Of? 7 Funny Examples”

  1. Ordering two pancakes and skipping the toast that’s the boldest move I’ve read all week! Your list shows that the small wins of later life deserve a celebration too. Happy retirement, Kevin. 😄

    1. Thanks, glad you liked it, and thanks for the comment.

  2. I misread that as ‘frying’ lettuce. Then, just as I decided to reply, I rembered that I have had fried lettuce once (could have been roasted… hmm…). Anyway. It was fine. It was in a restaurant in Brixton prison. They set it up to teach the prisoners skills for when they are released.

    1. Thanks for the reply. Interesting, I didn’t know they did things like that in person as a learning experience.

      1. It’s not very common. I don’t think Brixton prison is the only one doing it, though.

  3. Each day is truly an adventure! I enjoyed all of them especially the pooping. Anything that places that in a win category is ok with me! lol

    Great piece!

    1. Hahaha, yeah! That can decide your attitude for the whole day!

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    traciekato

    Look at you trying new things…good for you. 😁

    1. Yep, I’m a wild and crazy guy.

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