If Your Pet Could Talk, What Would Be the First Thing It Says?
Well, I’ve had plenty of pets over the years—six dogs and ten cats.
If they could all talk, I think the dogs and cats would have very different things to say.
The dogs would probably say something like:
“I need a snack. Like a Scooby Snack.”
Or perhaps:
“Thanks for the great home. I love you. Now get me a Scooby Snack.”
The cats, on the other hand, would be much more direct:
“I want to eat.”
Or:
“I love you. Scratch my belly.”
Then, after about five seconds:
“That’s enough. I love you. Now leave me alone.”
Honestly, that last one sounds about right.
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