Category: Satire
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Satire Of The Week: The Restroom
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWhy do they call it a restroom? I have never gone to a restroom to rest. At best, it’s a pit stop at worst, it’s an endurance event where you come out feeling like you should get a medal. Nobody’s walking in thinking, “Ah yes, time to relax.” No, you’re in…
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Satire Of The Week: The Scene: Hell
Reading Time: 3 minutesLucifer: “Your punishment is quite simple, Donald. No deals. No followers. No audience. They begged to stay away from you.” Trump: “What do you mean no audience? Who’s going to hear the truth? I have the best words. I’ll have a rally for the rocks. The rocks will love me.” Lucifer: “Yes.…
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Gripe Of The Week – Spam Mail
Reading Time: 2 minutesSpam mail is the one industry that refuses to die no matter how often you try to kill it. You unsubscribe, block, delete perform the full digital exorcism and still it crawls back like it pays rent. Paper, inbox, doesn’t matter. It’s the same relentless parade of nonsense, now just faster, cheaper,…
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Satire Of The Week: The Department Of Defense
Reading Time: < 1 minuteSatire on the absurdity of war, Persia and big brooms with a beer or two
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Gripe Of The Week: WordPress “Reader”
Reading Time: < 1 minuteA ‘Like’ is often just a polite nod from someone who never stepped inside the room. As I dig into my Q1 data, I’m finding that the WordPress Reader might be feeding us a diet of misleading metrics. I’ve implemented a new internal rating system to separate the drive-by likers from…
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Satire Of The Week 27-Apr-2026
Reading Time: 2 minutesA bigger ballroom. Better lighting. Stronger cocktails. Because nothing stops chaos like upgraded décor and a well-funded illusion.
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Gripe: I Don’t Understand The Point
Reading Time: < 1 minuteYou’ve created 4,000 videos and 1,000 posts, calling the process fun but a ‘waste of time.’ I have to disagree: nothing you enjoy is a waste of time. My confusion is simpler: your work drew me in, yet your blog is built like a fortress with no way to comment or…
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That’s All, Folks! (Except the Plating): A Satire on Culinary Expectations.
Reading Time: 3 minutesPepe Le Pew didn’t just want dinner; he wanted a ‘swoosh of passion’ painted across his china in red wine reduction. He promised Penelope Pussycat a night of ‘un chef-d’oeuvre’ and ‘starlight in a glass,’ but what happens when the marketing of fine dining hits the brick wall of a greasy apron?…
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A WordPress Gripe
Reading Time: 2 minutesI have a bit of a gripe about WordPress, and P. J. Gudka mentioned something similar a few weeks ago. I want to talk more about it because these problems seem easy to fix. P.J said that some of her subscribers, or people she subscribed to, had to be added again because…