Category: Satire
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Weekly Gripe: Why Am I Doing Squats Just Trying to Get Off My Couch?
Reading Time: 2 minutesModern mattresses can survive years of nightly use without losing support, but somehow couch cushions collapse into human-shaped craters after a few months. A humorous rant about sagging cushions, furniture quality, aging knees, and the mysterious engineering failure hiding in living rooms everywhere.
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Weekly Gripe: Anonymous Outrage and Cognitive Dissonance: Why People Attack Without Explaining Why
Reading Time: 2 minutesI can handle criticism. I asked for ratings, and bad ones come with the territory. What I cannot respect is anonymous outrage without explanation. A silent 1-star rating is not an argument — it is emotional avoidance disguised as participation. This post examines cognitive dissonance, online tribalism, and why people often attack…
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Satire Of The Week: Dear Abby Solves the Middle East: Bumbling Bibi, Trump, and a 3,000-Year Property Dispute
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWhat happens when Netanyahu writes Dear Abby for advice on the Middle East peace process? Ancient land claims, Trump-style diplomacy, luxury golf resorts, and a 3,000-year argument nobody can solve. A biting political satire on Israel, Gaza, diplomacy, and modern geopolitics.
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Satire Of The Week: The Restroom
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWhy do they call it a restroom? I have never gone to a restroom to rest. At best, it’s a pit stop at worst, it’s an endurance event where you come out feeling like you should get a medal. Nobody’s walking in thinking, “Ah yes, time to relax.” No, you’re in…
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Satire Of The Week: The Scene: Hell
Reading Time: 3 minutesLucifer: “Your punishment is quite simple, Donald. No deals. No followers. No audience. They begged to stay away from you.” Trump: “What do you mean no audience? Who’s going to hear the truth? I have the best words. I’ll have a rally for the rocks. The rocks will love me.” Lucifer: “Yes.…
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Gripe Of The Week – Spam Mail
Reading Time: 2 minutesSpam mail is the one industry that refuses to die no matter how often you try to kill it. You unsubscribe, block, delete perform the full digital exorcism and still it crawls back like it pays rent. Paper, inbox, doesn’t matter. It’s the same relentless parade of nonsense, now just faster, cheaper,…
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Satire Of The Week: The Department Of Defense
Reading Time: < 1 minuteSatire on the absurdity of war, Persia and big brooms with a beer or two
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Gripe Of The Week: WordPress “Reader”
Reading Time: < 1 minuteA ‘Like’ is often just a polite nod from someone who never stepped inside the room. As I dig into my Q1 data, I’m finding that the WordPress Reader might be feeding us a diet of misleading metrics. I’ve implemented a new internal rating system to separate the drive-by likers from…
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Satire Of The Week 27-Apr-2026
Reading Time: 2 minutesA bigger ballroom. Better lighting. Stronger cocktails. Because nothing stops chaos like upgraded décor and a well-funded illusion.