This is where my odd, quirky, and twisted sense of humor comes to light. If I find something silly or odd, I like to twist it into something offbeat and funny. It is my creative way to poke fun at the oddities of life and everyday events.
Texting? IDK It Makes Me SMH
Texting was supposed to save time now it takes a decoder ring to understand lunch plans. When did communication turn into alphabet soup, and why does “LOL” feel more like a reflex than laughter?
The War Prayer Mark Twain
“O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their…
Easter Special – The Revised 10 Commandments. Moses, Pharaoh, and Trump
The Exodus: A Very Tremendous Negotiation Our story takes place in the desert just after Pharaoh’s soldiers dumped Moses into the wasteland. Moses is seen staggering through the dunes, swatting at sand fleas and cursing the heat. It’s humiliating; he doesn’t even have his traditional Brazilian Havaianas, just some cheap, Egyptian-imitation flip-flops that are giving…
Is This a New or Existing Product?
The “Legacy & Logic” Pitch This is satire! I think the prompt is ridiculous. Hey, get me two Kevin’s when you’re out, not the Timmy. He is plastic; Kevin is better and made of steel. You will not have that problem if you use the Kevin App. If I’m putting my name on something, I’m…
The Descent To The Dark Side
It was getting late, and loneliness was setting in. Memories of past warmth and comfort made him crave that scent, longing for the embrace he so often sought to banish feelings of emptiness. Those desires, driven by his need for connection, needed to be filled. Should he go it alone at home in an empty…