Tag: sarcasm
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If Aliens Arrived Tomorrow, I Have a Few Questions
Reading Time: < 1 minute If aliens landed on Earth tomorrow, I’d have a few questions. Why are you here, what do you know about Area 51, and why did you leave before?
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Do you believe in karma?
Reading Time: < 1 minute Do you believe in karma? I do, but I’d prefer to see the universe deliver its justice while I’m still alive to enjoy the show.
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Daily Writing Prompt 16-Sep: What’s the longest book you’ve ever read?
Reading Time: < 1 minute Ayn Rand strikes again, dragging me back into the miserable literary swamp I swore never to visit again. Apparently, these prompts enjoy my suffering.
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Daily Writing Prompt 14-Sep: What’s One Thing That Would Instantly Improve Your City?
Reading Time: < 1 minute **My visit, obviously. I’m the original international man of mystery, and my unique talents could only improve the city. Probably.**
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Daily Writing Prompt 5-Sep: If you could relive one year of your life, which one would it be?
Reading Time: < 1 minute What year of your life would you relive? I’m not picking one yet. Life isn’t over, and I’m not ready to rank the years just yet.