What’s One Thing That Would Instantly Improve Your City?

Well, of course, that would be my visit.

I improve everything I come into contact with. I have that glowing personality, an undeniable charm, and a tremendous ability to make myself comfortable wherever I happen to be.

I like animals better than people, I have a terse and acerbic sense of humor, and I have absolutely no problem settling in and annoying the general population.

You’ll probably find me lounging around somewhere, eating something and drinking a coffee or two while offering unsolicited observations about whatever happens to be annoying me that day.

After all, I’m the original international man of mystery.

You may also hear some unexplained sounds emanating from my general direction.

Don’t worry about those.